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FDA: You Can’t List ‘Love’ As An Ingredient

Stephen rounds out the week with some monologue-ery about an odd FDA ruling and some explicit architecture at the Louvre.

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PAINTBALL TRIVIA!! (VERY BAD IDEA)

Jason eats dog poop off the ground… Not kidding.. We hit Jonah with a couple paintballs for answering questions wrong. and for the questions he answers right we gave him money. Seriously don’t try any of this stuff at home.

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Seth – @sethfrancois

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Jack Dytrych: Twitter: @BigJuicyJack Instagram: jdytrych22

Cailee: Twitter/Instagram: @CaileeRaeMusic

Corinna- Twitter/Instagram: @CorinnaKopf

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Jason Nash- Twitter and Instagram; @JasonNash

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Stephen’s Interview Of Hannity’s Interview Of Trump

The Late Show kicks off with a sit down interview in which Stephen asks the President about Harvey Weinstein, Rex Tillerson and the Electoral College.

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

Sexiest Male Vocalist Riff-Off w/ Usher & Luke Evans

While James is lamenting over the lack of soul and sexiness from modern male vocalists, Usher and Luke Evans crash the show to take exception and settle the dispute with a riff-off of songs from Marvin Gaye, K-Ci & Jojo and Foreigner, with a little help from The Filharmonic.

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Watch The Late Late Show with James Corden weeknights at 12:35 AM ET/11:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.

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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke.”

Andrew Garfield Says The World Doesn’t Need Movie Stars

‘Breathe’ star doesn’t condemns the concept of a movie star and doesn’t consider himself to be one. Stephen polls the audience to test the accuracy of Andrew’s claims.

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Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Charlie Puth, Josh Gad, Michelle Dockery & Rachel Bloom

James invites his guests Charlie Puth, Josh Gad, Michelle Dockery and Rachel Bloom to play a game of Spill Your Guts, where you must either answer a tough question or eat something disgusting, like a cow’s tongue.

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Watch The Late Late Show with James Corden weeknights at 12:35 AM ET/11:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.

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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke.”

Luke Evans Snuck A Selfie With Stephen’s Wife

‘Professor Marston and the Wonder Women’ star Luke Evans might have made Stephen slightly jealous during a Colbert family vacation in New Zealand.

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Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

Miley Cyrus Carpool Karaoke

James and Miley Cyrus drive to work while singing her biggest hits, playing High or Not High, and trying to make themselves cry.

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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke.”

HE GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A PERFORMER!! (FREAKOUT)

Jason gets into a legit fight with some street performers.. and they follow us back to our homeI also drill off someones armpit hair again.

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Vine: @DavidDobrik
Musically: @DavidDobrik

Business email: [email protected]com

Other people in the video:

Liza- Twitter; @lizakoshy Instagram; @lizakoshy Snapchat; @lizakoshysnaps

Josh Peck- Instagram: @shuapeck Twitter: @Itsjoshpeck Snapchat: @joshuapeck

Seth – @sethfrancois

Jonah Hill- Insta: @nickantonyan

Jack Dytrych: Twitter: @BigJuicyJack Instagram: jdytrych22

Cailee: Twitter/Instagram: @CaileeRaeMusic

Corinna- Twitter/Instagram: @CorinnaKopf

Cody Ko- Twitter/Instagram: @CodyKo

Jason Nash- Twitter and Instagram; @JasonNash

Bignik- Twitter: @BigNik Instagram: @RealBigNik Snapchat; @BignikVine

Heath- Twitter; @HeathHussar Instagram; @HeathHussar Snapchat; @HeathHussar

Alex Ernst- Twitter; @AlexErnst Instagram; @Ernst Snapchat; @AlexErnst

Dre- Twitter and Insta: @dredaydurham

The Gabbie Show- Twitter; @TheGabbieShow Instagram; @TheGabbieShow Snapchat; @TheGabbieShow

Zane- Twitter; @Zane Instagram; @Zane Snapchat; @ZaneHijazi

Scottysire- Twitter; @imnotscottysire Instagram; @VanillaDingDong

Toddysmith- Twitter; @todderic_ Instagram; @todderic_

Dom: Instagram/Twitter: @DomZeglaitis

Lindsey: @lindseygroll

Julia Abner- Instagram; @JuliaAbner

Carly incontro- Twitter/Instagram: @CarlyIncontro

Matt King – Twitter/Instagram/Snapchat: @MattRKing

Erin Gilfoy- Twitter and Instagram: goddess_eriu Snapchat: erin_gilfoy

Dom: Twitter/Instagram: @DurteDom

Elton Castee- Twitter; @EltonCastee, Instagram; @EltonCastee

Brandon Calvillo- Twitter; @BJCalvillo Instagram; @BJCalvillo Snapchat; @BJCalvillo

Meghan McCarthy- Twitter: @MeghanWMcCarthy

Jcyrus snapchat: @Jcyrusvine .